Games, Games Everywhere.

Have you ever looked at your collection and realized how many games you actually really had, even though it doesn’t feel like that much?

Ever sit there and calculate the costs, and actually cringe a little at how much you’ve spent up to now?

Then a summer sale *coughs*steam*coughs* or any sale throws any and all logic out the window. Because you really can’t beat those deals, amiright?

However, I did finally sit down to give a good look at how many games I still have to play.

I was actually unimpressed with the fact that I own so many games that I haven’t touched. And yet … I’ve purchased more.  Continue reading “Games, Games Everywhere.”

Mass Effect: Andromeda Whining

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I’ve started playing Mass Effect: Andromeda on my PlayStation 4. I haven’t delved very deeply into the game yet, but I have one thing to gripe about that I haven’t seen anywhere else (I haven’t exactly scoured the ‘net for this info, either) –

For a game that takes place on a current generation console in an era of great science and technological marvels that we can only dream of, I am deeply disappointed that you can’t pause the game unless your character is doing absolutely nothing.

Color me unimpressed at this lack of forethought.

Banned Footage Vol. 2 Trophy List

Banned Footage Vol. 2 Trophy List

Eye in the Sky (Bronze)
Complete 21.

Card Shark (Bronze)
Complete Survival mode in 21.

You Gotta Know When To Hold ‘Em (Silver)
Complete Survival+ mode in 21.

Butterfly Effect (Bronze)
Get the bad ending in Daughters.

One Instinct: Survival (Silver)
Get the true ending in Daughters.

Don’t Keep the Man Waiting (Bronze)
Clear a stage with a 10 minute time bonus or higher in Jack’s 55th Birthday.

Miracle Chef (Bronze)
Feed Jack every type of food and drink in Jack’s 55th Birthday.

Best Birthday Ever (Silver)
Get an S Rank or higher on all stages in Jack’s 55th Birthday.

Resident Evil 7 Banned Footage Vol. 1

What does ‘Banned Footage Vol. 1’ have in store for Clancy Javis? Read on to find out.

The first batch of DLC for Resident Evil 7 rolled out this week and I was actually quite surprised at how well the new modes played. The DLC is titled Banned Footage Vol. 1 and contains three new modes for players to enjoy. Continue reading “Resident Evil 7 Banned Footage Vol. 1”

For Honor closed beta reactions.

So where to begin? I’ve been hype for this game since debut trailer at E3 2015 and my friend gave me a closed beta code which was a mission and a half in of itself to find for uplay because as we all know, uplay is God awful for anyone trying to use it. Anyway, downloaded the beta, took an hour and change on a wired 60 mbps Internet connection. A little over 25gb.

 So the beta opens with the same e3 story trailer showing off the new villain which is apparently female Ares with a forgettable name and some good old forgettable plot monologue. That doesn’t matter to me, I want to play.

And then a tutorial, mandatory one at that. You can’t change the button configuration, nor put subtitles on, nor skip the opening cutscene on each battle which gets wicked annoying the more you get kicked during them. Adversely, my friend which you can follow on his YouTube channel GameBoiz, Broski had a great time, reported few kicks compared to me. I had to go to a wireless connection to even get games in.

Aside from the negatives, there’s potential there. I just can’t recommend buying it day one when the beta has this many problems on balancing and server issues. The game is fun but people running away from a losing battle to ambush you with 3 other opponents is not fun and gets annoying really quick.

 

I’m no longer buying it day one.

Final Fantasy XV: A Ridiculous Summary

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Final Fantasy XV is quite an epic game, but with every game comes faults, plot holes, or just plain weirdness.

This isn’t a typical review, but rather a ridiculous summary of the game, so take note; spoilers ahead. Lots of spoilers. Really.   Continue reading “Final Fantasy XV: A Ridiculous Summary”

Resident Evil 7: Trophies

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As mentioned in the previous post, Resident Evil 7 information and screenshots have been leaked. Included in this post is the trophies list – along with the hidden trophies. As usual, to prevent spoilers, follow the jump to continue reading. Continue reading “Resident Evil 7: Trophies”